阳光彩虹小白马(一首《阳光彩虹小白马》就把美国人吓的哭爹喊娘，这也太玻璃心了吧！)

阳光彩虹小白马

作为一个00后，我是非常喜欢大张伟的，大老师属于生早了那种天才，要是晚生五十年，乐坛地位绝对比现在要牛很多。当然，这都不影响大老师在我心中的地位，大老师绝对是当今乐坛仅存的最摇滚的青年。
是金子总会发光，最近大老师就火到国外去了，在搜集美国“黑人命贵”的资料的时候，我偶然发现了油管的UP主们被大老师的歌吓的哭爹喊娘，这届美国网友的承受力也太差了点吧。
不过转念一想，这就对了，我早就说过，中国的互联网为什么有墙？这是因为我们一直奉行韬光养晦，低调行事，尽量不去碾压国外的互联网文化，不去吓唬外国人。
这么做也有不好的地方，就是中国的互联网企业、网友只能在墙内对掐，就跟养蛊一样，在国内打的很辛苦，不分伯仲，然后只要有机会出了墙，直接就称王称霸了。
比如抖音的国际版tiktok，才小试牛刀就吓得印度赶紧禁掉了，美国也在讨论要不要禁掉，我看就算现在不禁掉，未来tiktok也要为美国大选背锅，被安上“操纵美国大选”的罪名，然后再被禁掉。
这还是国内网络有墙，要是没墙，快手上的老铁们去给国外的朋友直播个什么叫“愚公移山”，什么叫“水滴石穿”，什么叫“徒手挖地球”，不得把美国网友吓尿么。
我想大老师也没想到，他的《阳光彩虹小白马》在美国造成了很多乐评老师直播中翻车，这就是大老师的威力，而这首歌其实也只是大老师无数优秀作品中并不那么突出的一个，请看官方MV。
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这个MV估计很多中老年朋友都没有耐心看完，心想这是个啥啊，幼稚。但是，大家请看美国主播们听了这首歌的反应，其中一个主播我甚至以为他是耳机突然漏电，被电击了。
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之所以会这样，是因为歌词的这个部分：
你是内内个内内
内个内个内内
内内个内内
内个内个内内
阳光彩虹小白马～
不断重复的歌词加上大老师轻松愉快的表情，叫不懂中文的美国朋友特别是黑人朋友完全不能接受，因为这段歌词听起来就是不断重复“Nigger”，翻译过来就是这样：
NaeNigger Nae Nae
NiggaNigger Nae Nae
NaeNigger Nae Nae
NiggaNigger Nae Nae
这绝对是美国网络直播的敏感词啊，特别是在“黑人命贵”运动高涨的美国，大老师这首歌完全就是在挑战直播从业人员的临场应变能力啊，这也就解释了为啥那么多外国UP主触电般的马上跟这首歌划清界限。

可是呢，人就是手贱，所以两年前上传的原版MV视频突然大火，点击量暴增，大老师一下子成了油管上的红人。
我想，那些花钱在国外音乐榜上打CALL的粉丝们没想到吧，只要为自己的偶像搞出来这么一首歌就好了嘛，比如“你看内个内个内个内个内个大碗宽面”之类的，妥妥的立马成为国际话题人物，还愁知名度低？
大家可能觉得我这是找事，我要说，现在的美国人真是太玻璃心了，他们的说唱之神Eminem早年有一首歌就叫《Nigga》，我贴个歌词在这，国内早期玩说唱的人应该都知道这首歌，也很有名的，当时Eminem在国内还被叫做“痞子阿姆”，也不知道人家咋了，就给人家名字前边加上“痞子”的称呼，这不是侮辱人么。
I love niggas, Ilove niggas 'cause niggas are me
And I should only love that presents me
I love to see niggas go through changes
(Whoo)
I love to see niggas shoot through shit
(Did it again)
And to all niggas that do it I love
I got 50 Cent, I got G-Unit
D-Tweezy in this bitch, wit' Obie Trice
So watch what you say, 'fore you call our name
'Cause you say one more thing and it won't be nice
Whoa, here we go, I shoulda known
I was bound to get pulled into some bullshit
Sooner or later, you little haters
Are too jealous of us to love us
You hate it G-Unit made it and Obie's coming
D-Tweezy's coming you're sick to your stomach
50 percent of it's 50 cent
The other 50 percent of it's who's color of skin it is
But if you even considerin' taking our label down
You better find our building and fly a fucking plane into it
But I ain't trying to get too intricate into it
I'm just trying to give you a little hint for your own benefit
'Cause then it's gonna get to the point
Where it escalates to some other shit
Then I'm a flip, then I'm a get to
Stomping in my Air Force Ones
But you won't be able to tell if it's two pairs or it's one
It's just gonna feel like so many feet kicking you
You'd think Nike just made these into cleats in this shoe
I don't know what it is or what it could be
But I get a woody when these pussies try to push me
Thinking they gonna put me in a position to pickle me
Y'all tickle me pink, I think I'd just rather have Pinktickle me
Hickory dickory dock, tickety tock tickety
A little bit of the diggedy doc diggedy mixed with a littlebit of the
Wit a pinch of Biggie look at me, I'm just the bomb diggedy
We the realest label
Don't try to act like you don't feel our label
'Cause we gonna fuck around and kill your label
Obie, D-Tweezy, G-Unit, 50, Shady records
We the label fa' sho
We the realest label
Don't try to act like you don't feel our label
'Cause we gonna fuck around and steal your paper
Obie, D-Tweezy, G-Unit, 50, Shady records
We gonna kill your label fa' sho
Back up chump, you know Biggie Smalls grips it quick
And kicks it quick, you know how black niggas get
With the hoods fatigues with the boots with trees
Smokin' weed, flippin' ki's, makin' crazy G's
Hittin' buckshots at niggas that open spots
On the avenue, take my loot and I'm baggin' you
Pimpin' hoes that drive Volvo's and Rodeo's
Flash the roll, make her wet, in her pantyhose
Damn, a nigga style is unorthodox
Grip the glock, when I walk down the crowded blocks
Just in case a nigga wanna act out
I just black out and blow they motherfuckin back out, that'sreal
We the realest nigga
50 Cent and B.I.G., my nigga
Don't try to act like you don't feel a nigga
Biggie yo nigga, 50 yo nigga
Squeeze the trigga' leave a nigga fa' sho
We the realest nigga
50 Cent and B.I.G. my nigga
Don't try to act like you don't feel a nigga
Biggie yo nigga, 50 yo nigga
Squeeze the trigga' leave a nigga fa' sho
Shady in the place to be see
And I got what it takes to Roc The Mic, right
Still watch what you say to me punk
'Cause I'm off probation in less than six months
When we smoke spliffs, we pack four-fifths
Just in case dread wanna riff
He get a free lift to the cemetery, rough very
Not your ordinary, we watch you get buried
That's a real nigga for ya
Get mad do a quarter flip the script and rip your lawyer
Spit at the D.A. 'cause fuck what she say
She don't give a fuck about your ass anyway
Up North found first stop Watertown
Of fist skill, where the hand skills are real ill
You'll be a super Hoover doo-doo stain remover
Ha hahhh, yo Chief, pass the Buddha
We the realest nigga
50 Cent and B.I.G. my nigga
Don't try to act like you don't feel a nigga
Biggie yo nigga, 50 yo nigga
Squeeze the trigga' leave a nigga fa' sho
When I was young my M.O. was to go hand-to-hand
And even my P.O. she called me the Ginger Bread Man
I catch a new case and tell her ass, "Catch me if youcan"
Don't let your people fill you up wit octane I'm not playing
Get gassed up to get blast up
Real B.I.G. style watch the kid break it down
Check it, thou shalt not fuck wit North C. Papa
50 Cent, I'll break yo ass off propa'
There's no place like home, New York, New York
I run this city, I don't dance around like Diddy
Niggas is giddy, till they act smack silly
Or spray wit the Mack Milly, they don't want drama really
Pussy niggas get hard lip syncing my lyrics like Milly Vanilly
Even the hood they feel me, ha, I'm on fire
Niggas out in Philly they feel me, they bump my shit
Every bootlegger you know, bump my shit, bitch
We the realest nigga
50 Cent and B.I.G. my nigga
Don't try to act like you don't feel a nigga
Biggie yo nigga, 50 yo nigga
Squeeze the trigga' leave a nigga fa' sho
Ha, ha, Shady Records
Still aftermath and don't think we don't
Hear you motherfuckers talkin'
'Cause we do and we see y'all
We just gon' sit back for a minute
While I see what the fuck y'all do
阿姆老师说得，大老师说就引起惊吓，美国人民的文化自信呢?
恩，其实大老师在直播的时候说过，引导他走上摇滚之路的启蒙老师就是GREEN DAY，翻译过来就是“绿日”乐队，一听这乐队的名就惹不起啊。而“绿日”最经典的一首歌叫《American Idiot 》，我把官方MV贴在下边，大家自己体会一下。可能大老师天生和美国朋友们八字不合吧。
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谢谢大家。

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